Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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