Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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