she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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