That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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