im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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