YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i think im in europe. pls send help
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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