if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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