My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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