is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
the night ended with taco bell and tears
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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