just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
3 2 1 whiskey
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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