There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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