ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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