Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
tell me about the fingering
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