I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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