i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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