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You really coming over, don't trick.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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