I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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