hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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