Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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