I wish i was in the wii world.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
