I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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