Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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