I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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