I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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