i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
please don't ironically join a cult
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