Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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