i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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