i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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