its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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