...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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