I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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