You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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