We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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