yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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