Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Ladies don't puke and tell
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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