She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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