idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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