also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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