I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
ok first of all what the fuck
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