Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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