sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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