We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just found a bag of teeth...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My dick has a subreddit
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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