i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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