I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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