Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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