well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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