Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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