Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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