I didn't shave. On purpose
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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