I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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