dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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