let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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