I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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