Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize