Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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