Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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