I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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