Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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